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Strike up La Marseillaise and Parade Down Avenue des Champs-Élysées, France are World Champions Again!

What a game. What a World Cup! I’ll let my diary entry speak for itself, then share some parting thoughts on what transpired over the last two fortnights.


The Final

France 4:2 Croatia – France’s Flair vs. Croatia’s Flare was a fitting finale to this World Cup. Both teams overcame tentative starts to produce a spectacle, trading menacing attacks and moments of brilliance in a highly entertaining match. Antoine Griezmann dove to draw the free kick that resulted in France taking the lead from Mario Mandzukic’s autogol in the 18th, and the refs were taken by it. I’ve seen worse dives not called, but I understand the complaints from Croatian fans and neutral observers about the unfortunate circumstances that led to that own-goal. On the other hand, I am fine with the hand ball call on Ivan Perisic in the 34th, it was deliberate to me even as it was well disguised. Ask yourself this question: Where would that corner kicked ball have landed had Perisic not moved his hand into the path of the ball? I mean, the ball was two feet away from Perisic while his hand was not in the path of the ball, and within a split second he handles it. The only issue I had with those proceedings were that it took almost five (5) minutes from that corner kick to the penalty that Griezmann easily put away to put France ahead for good. Croatia’s goal that had tied the game in the 28th was a screamer, and might have been the best taken goal of the day as Inter Milan’s Perisic had become as important to Croatia as any of his more famous teammates. Overall, Croatia had the better of the play in the 1st Half and the worse of the luck going into their locker room down a goal. A wild 2nd Half ensued. In the 52nd, the game took a pause as World Cup security forces failed to keep members of Russian political performance artists Pussy Riot from rushing the field. France’s “subliminal” N’Golo Kante came off the field in the 55th for the first time in this tournament, his yellow card in the 27th minute for clipping Perisic’s heels to me a bit harsh and arbitrary, nevertheless hampering the French defenses in midfield to that point, but Steven Nzonzi deputized well. Paul Pogba in the 59th earned his moment, breaking the game open with a thunderstrike that caught Croatian goalie Danijel Subasic unsighted and wrong-footed. Six minutes later, Kylian Mbappé became the first teenager to score in a World Cup Final since Pelé at Sweden 1958, rifling a shot from 25 yards out to put Les Bleus up 4-1 and sewing up his inevitable Best Young Player Award.  Hugo Lloris, heretofore the best “sweeper keeper” at this World Cup, relinquished that title with one clumsy touch, Super Mario applying the pressure and the scoring touch for his own team this time in the 69th to keep things interesting, but the Croatian Sensations’ reality of falling short of glory was inescapable. Raketic’s pratfall in the 83rd reacting to having to restart a free kick was emblematic of Croatia’s frustration with the referee, the game and their fate. Croatia was Team Heart And Soul in Russia, but I’d be dishonest if I said they didn’t look a half-step slow in the 2nd Half, the toll of all that extra time played that would never be offered as an excuse by Zlatko Dalic’s charges, but nonetheless remains true. Having more of the possession does not necessarily mean you had the better of the play the whole match; Croatia were clearly outclassed when it mattered. As a friend said to me afterwards, Second Place in the World isn’t too bad for a country smaller than Greater Metro Phoenix, Arizona. Luka Modric was the deserving Golden Ball winner, cementing a legacy as one of the finest midfielders of his generation, while bigger clubs need to sign players such as Ante Rebic (Eintracht Frankfurt) and Domagoj Vida (Besiktas). How Pogba didn’t score in the 93rd is beyond me, but that just would have been window dressing. The final whistle blew, and Moscow’s skies opened up shortly thereafter, making for quite the rain-soaked celebration. Les Bleus are World Cup Champions for the second time in their burgeoning soccer history, and deservedly so as the unequivocally best team in Russia, winning the trophy precisely because they became as much, if not more than, the sum of their talented and resolute parts.

French Manager Didier Deschamps joins Brazil’s Mario Zagallo and Germany’s Franz Beckenbauer as the only three men to captain their sides to World Cup Titles as a player and as a manager. Some observers would characterize Deschamps’ tactics in France’s unbeaten run through this tournament as more pragmatic than dynamic, but I find that a bit unfair, and difficult to say a team was “pragmatic” when they were the second-highest scoring team of the tournament (behind Belgium) and scored four (4) goals in the World Cup Final, while nearly half of the World Cup games (31 of 64) involved teams that couldn’t score one goal.

Efficient and cagey might be better descriptions, as France were talented, committed and disciplined enough to beat you with their game or at your own game. This was the France I expected to see all tournament long, the team I picked to win it all beforehand, a choice I no longer regret (proof that you can’t put too much stock in the first game of a tournament), made possible in large part because Pogba and Mbappé rose to the occasion as  everyone expected. And, with the second-youngest roster at this World Cup – 15 of the 23 players on the World Cup roster were under the age of 26, and surely Kante and Griezmann (both 27) have another World Cup in them, not to mention a phalanx of young stars who missed this tournament due to injury, or were just left home – they may have only just begun, conjuring the next footballing dynasty before our very eyes. Allez Allez!

Diary of the 2018 FIFA World Cup: Glory Awaits

Zero hour is upon us as the Final of the 2018 FIFA World Cup, France versus Croatia, beckons. I’m sticking with my pre-tournament pick France, as I believe their manager Didier Deschamps and the seven (7) veterans from that Euros 2016 runner-up squad that will likely start tomorrow have learned the right lessons from their “French Mistake” in the 2016 Euros Final, and that they have the necessary mettle to emerge victorious.  But what can Croatia learn from that 2016 Euro Final? What pages can the Croats take out of Portugal’s book, what can they divine from the workmanlike blueprint that the reigning European Champions laid down against a favored, more talented Les Bleus side two years ago?

I’ve no doubt Croatia – the second-smallest nation in World Cup history to make the Final – has the requisite commitment, and will stick to the same plan of steady defensive pressure and outside-in attacks that has landed them in the Final. I do wonder if they’ll have the legs, having played the equivalent of an extra full games-worth of soccer in the Knockout stage compared to France. As good as Luka Modric and Ivan Raketic are, they might have met their match in Paul Pogba and N’Golo Kante, and whomever wins the majority of this skirmishes in the midfield will likely win the day and the Jules Rimet trophy.

Once again, we look back to look forward …


France 1:0 Belgium – Anticipation for this match was thicker than the ketchup we Americans put on our frites. Belgium started as the aggressor, briefly neutralizing the French midfield through simple possession, as the first of many close calls came in the 15th, Eden Hazard fizzing just wide right of Hugo Lloris’ goal. France replied by invading Belgium’s box the next minute, then Belgium responded in kind, the tit-for-tat providing end-to-end action as The Red Devils were slightly more dangerous on offense, and slightly more welcoming defensively. France turned the tide as the 1st Half progressed, accumulating an 11-3 shot edge despite ceding 58% of the possession (the trend holding for the match, Belgium was outshot 19-9 overall despite 60% possession). That French engine of Paul Pogba and N’Golo Kante won more balls in the center of the pitch, while Kylian Mbappé and Antoine Griezmann took turns running at the Belgian fortifications. France took advantage of a set piece in the 51st to grab a lead that would ultimately stand, Samuel Umtiti beating Marouane Fellaini to Griezmann’s corner with a glancing header that blazed past Belgium keeper Thibaut Courtois. France continued to show their savoir faire in the 56th, a 4-touch passing sequence that had Belgium’s Mousa Dembélé scurrying to divert. Belgium Manager Roberto Martinez replaced the ineffective Dembélé in the 60th, attempting to overload France’s left flank with sub Dries Mertens and Kevin DeBruyne. The result was more crosses into France’s box and increased pressure for the last half hour plus stoppage, but no joy as Les Bleus were content to absorb it all and run the clock out on Belgium’s Golden Generation. Martinez’s men showed desire and moxie throughout this tournament, and Courtois was a man between the posts, but today they lacked that final touch to ripple the net #ThirdPlaceMatch #IlsSontAllésPêcher. Olivier Giroud is clearly having a crisis of confidence, his timing completely off as he squandered several opportunities. He does a lot of good work that goes unnoticed and makes some things easier for Griezmann and Mbappé, but can France afford another seven (7) misfires in front of goal with the World Cup one win away? I think France Manager Didier Deschamps stays the course, but it’s something to note as Sunday’s Final approaches.

Everyone loves to talk about the plethora of French attacking talent, but defensively this was France’s best performance, Kante patrolling in front of a sturdy and dynamic backline, and goalkeeper Hugo Lloris at his acrobatic best. I still believe they haven’t hit their collective peak yet, which is a scary proposition for Croatia.


Croatia 2:1 England – To quote Sir Paul, this game was a long and winding road. Kieran Trippier got The Three Lions off to a flying start with his clinical free kick bender in the 5th, and all was possible for England, but little did we know that would be their only shot on goal. Croatia meanwhile took their time to announce their presence, logging their first shot in the 19th, my choice for Man of the Match Ivan Perisic firing just wide left of England’s goal. From there, the Croats began knocking on England’s door more frequently, upping the direct midfield pressure on England’s possession. Dejan Lovren should have been yellow carded in twice in the 1st Half, but the lack of action only increased the impunity with which Lovren and his teammates acted. Still, England probably should have extended their lead with golden chances in the 30th and 36th. Needing a heightened sense of urgency, Croatia went into the 2nd Half with their hair on fire, the match becoming chippier as Lovren continued his extracurricular aggression, while England settled for sparse counterattacks. Perisic foreshadowed the equalizer with a strike in the 65th blocked by Kyle Walker and The Family Jewels, these two tangling again three minutes later as Croatia got level through Perisic off a diagonal cross from Sime Vrsaljko, beating Walker’s head to the ball with a potentially high kick that was not called. Perisic’s persistence almost put Croatia ahead as he punted off the post in the 72nd, England’s backline stuck in analysis paralysis with equally poor back passes and indecisive clearance, and their midfield wilting under Croatian pressure, unable to string passes together and falling into a ballwatching stasis. Both teams had chances to score a winner in regulation, only for extra time to be needed for the third successive Croatia game. The Iron Men of Croatia looked the fresher team, continuing to turn over England in the midfield; You’d never know the Croats were the side that played two consecutive extra time games, and had all four subs available for the added half hour. In the second minute of stoppage in the first half of extra time (technically the 105th+2, bear with me here) “Super”Mario Mandzukic collided with Jordan Pickford in front of the English goal, Pickford deflecting a Mandzukic shot off a cross that could have been called a foul were it not the goalkeeper late to that challenge. Mandzukic’s revenge wouldn’t wait long however, as Croatia scored the winner in the 109th off a poor clearance, Perisic backwards heading(!) a ball into Super Mario’s path who one touches it past Pickford inside the far post, England defender John Stones switching off just long enough for Mandzukic to show why he gets paid the big bucks at Juventus (then show why he’s called “The Sour One” spending much of the five minutes thereafter on the ground feigning cramps, but I digress). England used their last sub in the 112th, the Jamie Vardy Party in for Walker, soon after which Trippier went out with a groin injury leaving England a man down for the remainder and their World Cup hopes stranded another four years. England have only themselves to blame, mentally relaxing after their goal, and seeming to run out of ideas in the face of Croatia’s increased pressure. So close, and yet so far away #FishAndChips #ItsNotComingHome. 

And so, the Final I predicted after the group stage has become a reality, a rematch of the France 1998 Semifinal between France and the Croatian Sensations. While most observers didn’t see this coming before the World Cup started, it was evident in the Group stage that along with Belgium, these were two of the best three teams playing in Russia.

More than anything, what this tournament and this particular Final shows is the global shift in effective tactics that had begun in the big confederation tournaments of Europe (UEFA) and South America (CONMEBOL) in 2016. France, Croatia, Belgium, and to a lesser extent the relative success of England, Sweden, Denmark, Mexico and Uruguay signals a switch from the Barcelona/Spain inspired “tiki-taka” and their derivations, soccer’s equivalent of Death by 1,000 Paper Cuts, to a variable possession-based attack that actively seeks the direct and surgical finish and values set pieces, the difference between trench warfare and bombing sorties. Spain were ushered out by the hosts Russia in the Round of 16 despite having three-quarters of the possession and completing 829 more passes than their opponents.  A distracted and ultimately deficient Defending World Champion Germany bounced out in the group stage. Tikitalia (Italy) and Total Football 2.0 (Netherlands) couldn’t even qualify for this World Cup with their possession-based strategy. Once the vanguard, they are now among the giants of the game who will have to find new answers during qualification for the next big tournaments.

As such, I think we’ll see a mix of midfield possession and long balls into the box from all over the field today, both teams poised to spring on the counter with dangerous wingers and incisive playmakers. Croatia might do well to ugly it up a bit when France has the ball, although they will need to be even more careful than they were in the Semifinal at allowing corners and free kicks near their own box – England only had five free kicks in Croatia’s half last Wednesday, and still scored on one of them.  Give France an early set piece goal, and they might make that stand as they did against Belgium.

Finally, some thoughts about yesterday’s Third Place Match, which Belgium won 2-0 over England, earning the Red Devils their best World Cup finish. Nothing demonstrates the difference between the USA Sports Fan and the rest of the world’s sports fans than attitudes towards the World Cup’s Third Place Match. Most Americans wonder why it’s even played, while many fans around the world both welcome the extra match and appreciate the determination of a Third Place team on the field. Wearing the American on my sleeve, I was a touch surprised that both teams fielded relatively strong lineups, but I applaud them for going out to try and win this game, as there was nothing to lose in the bigger picture, beyond the game itself. Typically, these games break one of two ways, verging towards the rather boring or extremely open and exciting with little room in between. Our clue as to which way this game would break came in the 4th minute as Belgium got their winner through Thomas Meunier, who had completed a shockingly efficient 4-pass sequence from goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois to the back of England’s net. England did not lack for endeavor, with 57% of the possession and three more shots (15-12), but relegating Belgium to running the World’s Most Dangerous counterattack would ultimately be a losing proposition, Eden Hazard netting the door-shutter off such a counter in the 82nd. Both these teams will now turn their attention towards the 2020 Euros, where they will be among the favorites.

As will today’s combatants.  Before then though, some business to finish today; France can win their 2nd World Cup, or Croatia can become the 9th country to win it all.  To the victor, go the spoils.


P.S. – Not to harp on this subject, but Raheem Sterling is still yesterday’s detritus. I don’t care what the “experts” have to say about what he does to opposing defenses with his speed and how he occupies their minds, he still does next to nothing with the ball. No surprise that England Manager Gareth Southgate (to whom they should hand over a 4-year contract extension forthwith) pulled Sterling off at the half yesterday. England’s prospects for the next few big tournaments are especially bright, as they had one of the younger rosters in Russia, and their youth teams have accumulated a lot of tournament hardware in the prior cycle; Maybe they can find a more clinical option on the wing than Sterling from the youth ranks this next cycle.

My Diary of the World Cup Runneth Over …

We are down to what many American sports fans refer to a “Final Four”, the semifinals of the FIFA 2018 World Cup.  France plays Belgium today in St. Petersburg, while Croatia and England meet in Moscow tomorrow, the winners playing each other on Sunday for the trophy.  An all-European Final Four for only the 3rd time since 1970 (Spain 1982 and Germany 2006 the other times), and while historically European teams win World Cups held in Europe – Brazil in Sweden 1958 is the only non-European team to win on European soil – the influencing factors are a bit more specific now, as much of the top talent for the South American contenders and Mexico also play in Europe.

More pointedly, with 40 of the 92 players left in Russia plying their professional trade in the English Premier League (EPL), it’s no coincidence that the teams with large contingents of English Premier League players – all of England’s 23, plus 11 on Belgium’s squad, 5 on France and 1 on Croatia, not to mention several other players who have EPL experience – have met with success in Russia. Fresher legs often win games, and aside from the four players from Liverpool (England’s Trent Alexander-Arnold and Jordan Henderson, Croatia’s Dejan Lovren, and Belgium’s Simon Mignolet), all of those EPL players, and their national team as a result, benefited from not playing Champions League games in April or May, the consequence of every EPL team besides Liverpool being eliminated before the semis.

At this point, with the stakes raised again, factors like geography and professional affiliation fade away. So, what will happen now? Once again, to my diary of the quarterfinals, in search of clues …


Uruguay 0:2 France – I might have mentioned this before, but Uruguay’s national anthem is quite the toe-tapper! An assertive La Celeste had several opportunities to get that early goal in the first 35 minutes but failed to capitalize while France’s defense ran a grade-school fire drill in front of their own goal. France shook their slumber in the 40th, scoring from a set piece off a free kick, when Antoine Griezmann stutter-stepped his run-up to see if Uruguay would tip their hand defensively. They obliged, freezing momentarily as Raphaël Varane snuck behind a diving line and headed the floater home. Uruguay barely missed their chance to equalize in the 44th, Hugo Lloris diving at the right post to keep Martin Caceres’ header out with Diego Godin skying the rebound. Uruguay in the 2nd Half continued to press and stunt Les Bleus’ attack until the 61st when Paul Pogba made a galloping run down the heart of the Uruguayan resistance, laying off to Corentin Tolisso, who left it for Griezmann. Uruguay goalie Fernando Muslera couldn’t deal with the velocity or knuckle of Griezmann’s volley, batting it into the net, virtually sealing the win for France. From there, it felt like the match went on “Señor Chompers Watch” waiting for Suarez The Impaler to once again let his teeth run amok. Yet he remained a non-factor as he had been throughout the match, zero shots on goal and often left stranded in the French box. Kylian Mbappé, his wings clipped by a combative and physical Uruguay midfield, embellished a shiver to his midsection from Christian Rodriguez that started a kerfuffle in the 67th which lasted several minutes and got both players yellow carded. That turned out to be Uruguay’s last salvo, as France closed out the match rather calmly, Uruguay seemingly resigned to their fate. #FueronAPescar. Not to belabor the obvious, but Uruguay really missed Edinson Cavani, not only his world class ability but his institutional knowledge of the French squad as a member of Paris Saint-Germain in France’s Ligue One … France continues their Napoleonic march towards Moscow, this time in the summer. 

Brazil 1:2 Belgium – Probably the most anticipated potential matchup of the knockouts when the groups were drawn and the schedule announced last December, “Ordem E Progresso” lacked order or progress against the Belgian Argyle. Roberto Martinez made the obvious lineup changes demanded by their win over Japan: Yannick Carrasco and Dries Mertens out, Nacer Chadli and Marouane Felkaini deservedly in, causing a formational shift that pushed Kevin DeBruyne up to the forward line, which ultimately paid dividends. Marcelo returned from his back injury that forced him to miss the win over Mexico, which also paid dividends for Belgium. Both teams extended their ball press, as Brazil had the first great chance early, Thiago Silva’s header bouncing off the post softly for Thibaut Courtois to cover in the 8th. Brazil had another chance off the corner in the 10th, but it was Belgium who opened the books in the 13th, Fernandinho, deputizing for the suspended Casemiro, elbowing Vincent Kompany’s glancing header into his own net. Off a counterattack started by a Romelu Lukaku 30-yard run, DeBruyne unleashed a rocket through the space Marcelo ran past in the 31st to put Belgium up 2-0, the precision with which Brazil was being carved up bringing flashbacks of four years ago. Yet Brazil showed their steel, Courtois keeping them at bay in the opening half, saving or deflecting shots twice in the 15th, the 19th, 26th, and twice in the 37th. The Neymar Who Cried Wolf got no benefit of the doubt on any of his simulation attempts, often trying to take Belgium on by himself, attempting to dribble through 3-5 defenders at a time, to no avail … While Belgium remained ever dangerous on the counter, they became too comfortable in the 2nd Half. Courtois stoned the Samba Kings 55th, 62nd, 71st, and 75th, before finally letting newly substituted Renato Augusto head a beautiful cross from Phillipe Coutinho into the net in the 76th. Back to life, Brazil swarmed Belgium’s box, a gassed Red Devils backline allowing close calls in the 81st, 84th, 92nd, and 94th, Martinez making his first sub in the 83rd to insert defender Thomas Vermaelen and go with 5 in the back, which seemed to slow the bleeding just enough … Brazil, despite creating 26 shots, 9 on goal (to Belgium’s 8 overall), and accruing much of their 57% possession edge in the 2nd, were unable to turn their activity into achievement, exiting again in the Quarters for the third time in the last four World Cups despite being perennial favorites.  Proving all that is gold, does not glitter #ForamPescar … Fitting that the most “European” city in Russia, St. Petersburg, holds the Battle of Crepes vs. Waffles (or is it Wine vs. Beer?) as the best two teams left face off. 

Short of calling this the “Real Final”, as I believe any of the four teams left can win it all, the winner of France-Belgium will be a definitive favorite on Sunday.  Since my post-group stage predictions for the knockout phase have mostly come to fruition, including all four semi-finalists, I have no reason to deviate from that. France still has another gear, and Belgium’s defense has looked better than it is thanks to the stellar work of Courtois in goal. I’m not sure what tactic or trick Roberto Martinez has up his sleeve to prevent France’s Pogba and N’Golo Kante from winning most of the balls in midfield, and give France 26 shots, they will score more than one goal.


Sweden 0:2 England – What was scheduled to be a tight affair began as such, both teams threatening to threaten the other goal early on, until almost exactly the half-hour mark when the “World Cup of Set Pieces” lived up to the moniker (66 of 153 goals scored through this game came off set pieces) with Harry Maguire’s smashing header off the Ashley Young corner putting England up One-Nil. Sweden is not built to chase games, yet that was the position in which they found themselves… Raheem Sterling continued his awful finishing, blowing a sterling (no pun intended) breakaway opportunity in the 45th, and despite doing good legwork to occupy the attention of the Swedish backline, squandered several  opportunities throughout. Dele Alli had also had a mediocre tournament, but his tide turned with an authoritative header off a Jesse Lingard cross just short of the hour mark, the look of relief more than joy washing over his face as he half-assed a Fortnite celebration. Time ran out on Clockwork Yellow, forcing three saves out of Jordan Pickford, yet the final result was all but assured after Alli’s finish #DeHarFiskat. Meanwhile, England will party like its 1990, the last time they made the World Cup Semis, with the rest of the world having to celebrate, tolerate or mock EnglandFan’s assertions that “Football’s Coming Home!”, at least until Wednesday …

Russia 2:2; 3:4 Croatia – Not for nothing, but Croatia Manager Zlatko Dalić looks like the head waiter you would ask for more wine at your favorite restaurant (who is not quite a sommelier). Like any second his boss is going to walk by him and tell him to close the top button of his shirt. “Yes, we do sell a lot of the Pinot …” Again Croatia started a match slowly, as Russia was more comfortable on the ball in the first 5 minutes than they ever were against Spain. Even when Russia settled in and started waiting for the counterattack, they looked more dangerous. Denis Cherysev brought that to fruition when out of nowhere, he fired a 25-yard airbender to put the Hosts up 1-0 in the 31st. Croatia responded in the 39th, breaking down the Russian defense off a goal kick, “Super” Mario Mandzukic finding Andrej Kramaric with a neat cross for the tying goal. A cautious 2nd Half played out as if extra time was in the script, Croatia trying to stretch out a more compact and retreating Russian side … Croatian keeper Danijel Subasic, prostrate with hamstring cramps in the 90th, a metaphorical microcosm of the 2nd Half. A hobbling Croatia struck first in the added half-hour, as The Croat Spicoli, Domagoj Vida scored a blind header off a Luka Modric corner in the 101st to set the table for a roaring Russian retort. The feeling thereafter that Croatia was holding on for dear life was inescapable, Russia pouring forward to produce a tying goal by any means. A stupid hand ball – At this point, are there any non-stupid handballs? – by Croatia’s Josip Pivaric in the 113th set up a free kick just outside the right corner of Croatia’s 18-yard box, which sub Alan Dzagoev subsequently chipped to an unmarked Mario Fernandes, the Brazilian naturalized Russian citizen redirecting it into the net to tie it 2-2 in the 115th. Kicks from the mark would decide fates in consecutive rounds for both teams … After trading misses, extra time hero Fernandes opened the door for Croatia, his strike fizzing wide. Modric with just enough pace pinballed his 3rd round kick in off Russian keeper Igor Akinfeev and the post, Vida’s 4th round kick was Pura, and Ivan Raketic, cool as you like, was the hero again to send the exhausted and jubilant Croatian Sensations to their first World Cup semifinal since France 1998. Russia earned a lot of my respect with their play, putting together far and away their best game of the tournament, and honoring their role as host #Dasvidanya #OниOтправилисьHаPыбалку. Croatia meets England next Wednesday, a match that few predicted but everyone deserves. 

I’ll be rooting for a resumption of the War of the Roses, wanting The Three Lions to see their first World Cup Final since they hosted in 1966. Nevertheless, I look again to the midfield, and with apologies to France’s Pogba and Kante, Croatia has the best central midfield pairing in the world in Modric and Raketic; I suspect England’s midfield will have a difficult time coping with their enterprise defensively. France-Croatia for all the marbles would be a rematch of the France 1998 semifinals, while Belgium-England in the Third Place Match would be the 2nd time they would meet at this World Cup with little but pride at stake (hopefully the A-Teams would play each other this time).

However, that’s getting ahead of oneself.  Frankly, I wouldn’t be mad at any of these four teams taking home the Jules Rimet trophy. While I wouldn’t go as far as parroting the Fox Sports party line that this has been the “Best World Cup Ever!!”, any of the Final Four would be a deserving champion, which is all any non-partisan should want.


Diary of the 2018 World Cup: Round of 16 aka “Getting Real Now!”

They (whomever “they” are) say things happen in threes.  For instance, the Round of 16 in this 2018 FIFA World Cup’s knockout stage was Three-tastic! Three 1-1 contests ultimately decided  by “Kicks from the penalty mark” as penalty shootouts are officially called on Page 55 of the FIFA “Laws Of The Game” … Three goals in the opening 10 minutes of those games … Three second-half stoppage-time goals … Three of the eight matches won by the higher ranked team in the FIFA/Coca Cola World Rankings … Three of the FIFA Top 10 ranked teams remaining in the Quarterfinals (Brazil, Belgium & France) … Three times Neymar should have been carded for simulation (at least) … Three ways to say Switzerland has #GoneFishing …

I could go on! Instead, a look back at other facets of what transpired from my ongoing World Cup Diary, before assessing each of the Quarterfinal games tomorrow and Saturday. While the bracket appears imbalanced, with four of the five highest ranked remaining teams on one side, underestimate the supposed relative minnows (Croatia, Sweden and host Russia) at your own peril. As always, click the links to see highlights and more …


France 4:3 Argentina – This thriller lived up to the billing, and was the result I expected, if not the score. A quick descent from hero to goat for Marcos Rojo in the 13th, France’s Antoine Griezmann coolly slotting home the penalty kick that wunderkind Kylian Mbappé drew from Rojo, a sign of things to come as Mbappé tore the Argentinean backline to shreds all day long … Second half, Les Bleus’ laconic play let Argentina grab a 2-1 lead in the 49th, Gabriel Mercado deflecting Messi’s shot past a wrong-footed Hugo Lloris and creating the first pressure France had faced all tournament. Argentina appeared to have taken control of the match, a script that held all of seven minutes until Benjamin Pavard unleashed a wicked curveball from the corner of the box, and Mbappé flipped that script with two world class goals in a four-minute span that justified straight away his status as the Most Expensive Footballing Teenager in the World … As the inquest begins, let’s remember, Argentina struggled in qualification for this World Cup, having to go to the Intercontinental Playoff and beat Honduras in a home-and-away tie. To paraphrase Dennis Green, they are who we should have thought they were. Despite appearing in three major tournament Finals (One World Cup sandwiched between two Copa Américas), it never seemed Argentina could build a coherent squad around their generational talent, too many cooks spoiling the soup #FueronAPescar. As for France, if the second half version shows up the rest of this tournament – maybe with a little tightening on defense – the rest of the world has no chance.

Uruguay 2:1 Portugal – Edinson Cavani’s early “facer” (not so much a header) in the 7th, from a near perfect cross by Mr. Bitey, put the Fighting Ronaldos on the back foot. Uruguay had a 594-minute competitive match shutout streak end when Pepe’s header leveled the match for Portugal in the 55th, seemingly grabbing the momentum for A Seleção das Quinas. But Cavani said “Not Today!”, scoring an even better goal off an even better pass from Señor Chompers seven (7) minutes later (seems to be a theme today, 7 minutes) to put La Celeste up for good. I thought Fox’s John Strong was going to run out of breath at the end, but I never thought a tying goal was coming … Key to me was Uruguay’s midfield outplayed Portugal’s despite ceding 60% of the possession … Portugal only have themselves to blame, their service so bad, cross after cross flailing, their offense reduced to Ronaldo having to chase down the ball himself and take desperate shots. Clearly not their best effort; In fact, it’s been pretty much downhill from the Spain game #FoiPescar.  

Everyone after these games was pointing out how the best two players in the world were sent home, but last I checked, this was a team sport, and the better teams won that day. It appears Cavani won’t be available for Uruguay tomorrow, so The Celeste will have an uphill climb against a France squad starting to find their form; Suarez The Impaler can’t do it all by himself. Uruguay’s best chance will be to score the first goal and rely on their rock solid defense to frustrate the French attack much like Portugal did in the 2016 Euros Finals. I’m just not seeing it, I think France is just starting to roll.


Spain 1:1, 3:4 Russia – Hijuela. Not sure why it didn’t occur to me before, but this had to be the most daunting road game for Spain since “Tiki-Taka” became a thing. It took all of one minute into Russia’s National Anthem at Moscow’s Luzhniki Stadium for the game to feel like “Rocky IV: Soccer Bugaloo.” … Bit of a surprise that La Roja started without Andres Iniesta, as if Manager Fernando Hierro was taking the training wheels off for Spain’s next generation in the midfield, just to see if they would ride or crash (Hint: They crashed) … As most of Spain’s opponents do, Russia kept 10 behind the ball and crowded the midfield, waiting to counter. It worked, as Gerard Pique might’ve had his Baby Mama on his mind when he gave up a stupid handball in the box in the 41st. I thought the stadium was going to lift off into planetary orbit after Artem “Zubaz” Dzyuba blasted home the ensuing penalty to tie it up. The 2nd Half, for me as a Spanish partisan, consisted of yelling various obscenities at the television in two languages. Spain played with the apathy that often comes with arrogance … Isco, Marco Asensio and Koke were hot garbage; Verging on the pedantic, Iniesta coming on for David Silva and Dani Carvajal for Nacho was like for like, lacking tactical nous and impact, while Iago Aspas was just as feckless as Diego Costa. Only Rodrigo, the last Spanish sub, provided a spark that failed to light a fire. More of the same going into extra time, only with less energy, and the rain in Moscow fell mainly on plain Spain. Spot kicks decided it, Koke choked, and Akinfeev kick-saved Russia into the Quarterfinals.  The End. #HanIdoAPescar

Croatia 1:1; 3:2 Denmark – At a local pub, I’d barely taken a first sip of my beer, said “Hello!” to my mates, and Denmark scores. Another sip, another handshake, Croatia equalizes. Both goals were the product of pinball and confusion in front of the 6-yard box … From there, the tempo faded and the match settled into a tight scrum, many chances gone begging, through to extra time into the 114th minute when Croatia’s Ante Rebic was brought down in the box on a breakaway. First of all, how did Rebic not get a foot on the ball after he deked the goalie? Second, how was that not a straight red card for the goal-scorer Jorgensen, who on every replay I saw denied Rebic a clear goal-scoring opportunity? All the refs blew that call … Third, I’d ask how Luka “I Live On The Second Floor” Modric flubbed that penalty kick, but this one’s easy: Modric telegraphed, and Kasper Schmichael got away with leaving his line early to make a great save, securing the Danes to spot kicks on Spot Kick Sunday! (Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!). Schmichael again kept hope alive for Denmark, matching Danijel Subasic save for save until the 5th round when Ivan Rakitic snuck one by and sent Croatia on to the Quarters against the Hosts in Sochi. Shootouts don’t favor the favorites, so it was impressive to see The Mad Phat Croats overcome their setbacks and underwhelming play (and for Modric to redeem himself in the shootout) to find their way. Denmark was always going to be a tough out, and they lived up to that #DeErGåetFiskeri.

Only the second time in World Cup history where two games on the same day went to penalties, the other being the 1986 Quarterfinals where France bested Brazil and West Germany survived hosts Mexico. I’d say that’s crazy, but that’s just been this World Cup. Croatia and Russia is probably the least anticipated match for neutrals of the four Quarterfinals, but I think it will be a sneakily entertaining affair, as the best central Midfield in the World, Croatia’s Modric and Raketic face a supremely confident Russia side playing with house money (Literally, since they are the “house”). No result would surprise me, but I’ll ride with Croatia here.


Brazil 2:0 Mexico – For added flavor, I watched this on Telemundo, which went as expected: Breathless reverence for Brazil or obvious excitement anytime Mexico did anything positive, that’s just part of the deal. While the other commentators were superfluous at best, the always-enjoyable Andres Cantor has the best “Gooooooooooool” call in the business, and I particularly love hearing “Choooooky Lozano”… I could tell Mexico was in trouble during the anthems, when several of their players had bleached their hair blonde, while Brazil to a man had cleaned up their coiffure, including Neymar cutting off that bowl of spaghetti from atop his head. Brazil was all business, while Mexico appeared to be managing some anxiety. El Tri actually started brightly and had their best chance in the 2nd minute, but like so many forays into Brazil’s box thereafter, found no joy as their collective impertinence got the best of them. One cogent point Cantor’s partner Manuel Sol made was that starting Old Man River Rafa Marquez in central midfield “complicated” Mexico’s efforts to cover Brazil as they took advantage of his relative immobility by launching long runs off the ball from every angle, especially Mexico’s right flank as Edson Alvarez had trouble containing Neymar, causing Mexico to pull Marquez off at halftime for newly blonde Miguel Layun. Not that the halftime adjustment worked; Layun, Alvarez and the rest of Mexico’s defense were caught sleeping on a cheeky give and go six (6) minutes into the 2nd as Neymar circled left and beat them to Willian’s cross in the 6-yard box to put The Selecao up 1-0, hastening Alvarez’s departure soon thereafter. My favorite part was when Cantor said “‘Si Se Puede’, the Mexican fans are shouting!”, only for Neymar seconds later to plunder Mexico’s right flank and set up Bobby Firmino’s goal in the 88th that closed the door on Mexico’s trip to Russia. #NoSePudieron! … Make no mistake: This was a beat down, and Mexico is the same as they ever were, the 7th consecutive World Cup they depart in the Round of 16. CONCACAF Out, without so much as even a whimper.

Belgium 3:2 Japan – ¡Hijuela! In the Fox pregame Clarence Seedorf predicted Japan would press high and not bunker, relying on superb organization to not get caught on the counter, and he was correct, Japan announcing their intent with Shinji Kagawa shooting just wide of Thibaut Courtois’ goal in the 1st  minute … A scoreless 1st half became prologue to the 2nd, as Japan’s high press paid off when a Belgium turnover in the attacking end two passes later became a Japan goal at the other end in the 48th, Genki Haraguchi with a pinpoint strike between Jan Vertonghen’s lazily stretched leg and Courtois’ diving hands. Eden Hazard fired off the post a minute later, only for Japan to go up 2-0 three minutes thereafter on a 25-yard laser beam from Takashi Inui, again generated off their high press. Unbeaten in their last 22 matches, I was convinced Belgium was 40 minutes from a fishing trip. The Blue Samurai had several chances at a third goal before Belgium Manager Roberto Martinez inserted Nacer Chadli and Marouane “With The Afro 6-8” Fellaini in the 65th to jumpstart their rally. First, Fellaini earns a corner kick, which Japan could not clear and eventually launched across the box, the moon ball landing on Vertonghen, who redeemed himself and headed into goal from a crazy oblique angle. Then following Belgium’s next corner in the 74th, Fellaini rose above two Japanese defenders and put his head onto a pirouette cross from Eden Hazard that tied the match at 2. Madness fell over stoppage time … Courtois punched out a 40-yard dipping free kick from Keisuke Honda in the 3rd minute of stoppage, then in a sequence reminiscent of USA-Algeria eight years before, Courtois corralled the ensuing corner kick and rolled Belgium out on the counter. Kevin De Bruyne ran the fast break to perfection, finding a streaking Thomas Meunier 30 yards downfield, who one-touched a cross that Romelu Lukaku perfectly dummied onto Chadli, which he left-footed home for the game winner with the penultimate kick of the match. A comeback for the ages, consummated in ten magical seconds that broke hearts across The Land of Rising Sun. Honorable Japan never backed down, but fortune didn’t favor the brave, as pressing forward late for a winning goal was ultimately their undoing. #TsuriNiItta.

Will this be the tipping point, or the last hurrah for Belgium? They certainly have the offensive firepower to challenge Brazil, but do they have the defensive fortitude to withstand an onslaught from Coutinho & Co.? We’ll find out tomorrow, but it feels like a 5-3 Brazil win to me. Either way, two of the Top 3 ranked teams in the World (according to those dubious FIFA rankings) as well as the two most talented teams left (with the possible exception of France) face each other in a World Cup Final-worthy match. Giddeup!


Sweden 1:0 Switzerland – A match that had “One-Goal Game” written all over it, The Battle of the Methodical, Clockwork Yellow against the Swiss Metronome, went toe to toe in St. Petersburg. Both teams look lively but cautious in the opening half … 14 shots combined (7 apiece) but only 3 on target in the 1st, Sweden ceding 65% of the possession to the Swiss, which basically held for the entire match … Sweden got the winner in the 66th, Emil Forsberg’s on-target strike on benefitting from Swiss defender Manuel Akanji’s deflection (one of two Swiss replacements for their suspended defenders). A Swiss double switch in the 73rd that brought on Breel Embolo and Haras Seferović for more offense yielded a sustained period of livelier play, but no answer as the Swiss tried to corner kick the Swedes to death, without avail. #BinAngelnGegangen #IlsSontAllésPêcher #AndatoAPescare … Sweden continues their Viking march this Saturday against a familiar Major Tournament foe

Colombia 1:1; 3-4 England – The Round of 16 closed with a heart-stopper in Moscow. Full throttle from the start, neither team afraid of the other, the game eventually devolving into a prolonged schoolyard shoving match … The Hurricane Harry Kane broke the stalemate in the 54th, earning a penalty kick in the face of sustained Colombian provocations and time wasting, and smashing home the penalty in the 57th … Los Cafeteros grew more desperate as the clock ticked away, as American ref Mark Geiger went yellow card happy in a vain attempt to regain control … England also struggled with poise down the stretch, allowing frustration and fatigue to get the better of their efforts, then deciding to run the clock out the last 15 minutes, which predictably backfired. Substituting in Eric “The” Dier “Wolf” for their best creative force Dele Alli almost immediately failed, as Kyle Walker “Kyle Walker’d” Dier’s first pass into a Colombian counterattack, only for winger Juan Cuadrado to go high and wide … Meanwhile without Hamess, Juan Quintero was feeble in his stead, Cuadrado often having to play more centrally to help out, and it was no coincidence that Colombia became more effective after Quintero left the game in the 88th. Yerry Mina brought Colombia to back from the dead in the 93rd, heading a corner off England winger Kieran Trippier’s head at the post and bulging the back of the ole onion bag [© Tommy Smyth]. Riding momentum, Colombia created more opportunities in extra time, but that was mere prelude to the suddenly inevitable penalty shootout. First five kicks were striking perfection, the tension mounting so thick a chainsaw couldn’t cut it, until Colombia’s David Ospina saved Jordan Henderson’s low back-corner-bound bullet, and an all-too familiar feeling crept in … Looking a gift horse in the mouth, Colombia’s Mateus Uribe went off the crossbar to give England a reprieve, then Trippier put the shootout back on schedule with a sure strike. Cometh the Moment, Cometh the Man, and up stepped Jordan Pickford, making an off-handed save on Carlos Bacca’s tepid volley, leaving The DierWolf to exorcise the Ghosts of England’s Shootout Past – his strike barely beating an outstretched Ospina – and Colombia to wonder what might have been #ChokingOnFishAndChips. Not since 1966 has England had as gilded a path to the World Cup Final; A resolute Sweden awaits in Samara.

P.S. – Raheem Sterling is garbage, he hasn’t scored in almost three years for The Three Lions despite never seeing a shot he didn’t like. Start Ruben Loftus-Cheek or Trent Alexander-Arnold, or any hyphenated player Gareth Southgate can call upon next game. Even the Jamie Vardy-Party with a groin strain was an upgrade those last 35 minutes, and he looks doubtful for Saturday.

As Lil’ Wayne once said, “Real Gs move in silence like lasagna.” You know who has been relatively silent? Sweden. They just keep moving along, and no one suspects them, much like Iceland in the 2016 Euros, and as much as nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. As for England, will this unexpected success go to their head? Can Manager Gareth Southgate keep that keel even? Or will the Real “G” be Sweden’s gold shirts moving to the Semis? I can’t wait.


Keeping a World Cup Diary …

I’ll admit it: It took me a long time to get excited for the Russia 2018 FIFA World Cup. I did not do my normal routine of studying all the rosters as they were released, watching every pre-cup prep friendly I could, and scouring the internet for preview material. Even when it started on June 14, with the hosts beating Saudi Arabia 5-0, I only caught that game on a late night replay.

My heart still wasn’t in it as I watched parts of the first two games the next day, Uruguay beating Egypt 1-0, and Iran beating Morocco 1-0 on an own-goal in the 95th minute, both dreary affairs. It wasn’t I finally hunkered down, grabbed some nachos and settled in to watch a recording of Portugal-Spain, that I rediscovered my usual jubilance in being able to watch 3-4 games a day of international soccer for two weeks. The World Cup was back, and I was happy, even if my Red White & Blue were MIA.

Now, the group stage is over, and the knockout round bracket is set. Before we look ahead, I often think it is important to look back at what has occurred, and gain some perspective towards the next phase of this tournament.  As it happens, I kept a daily diary of the Group Stage games, posting much of this on a private Facebook group, as the thoughts started to flow and my excitement built.  Most of the games I watched on DVR, as the broadcast schedule did not neatly fit with my daily work schedule, but in large part I was able to preserve the plausibly live feel by avoiding spoilers on social and mass media.

Below are excerpts from my diary, with some redress and forward-looking analysis. As always, some of my projections are spot on, while others turned out to be half-baked.


 Portugal 3:3 Spain – Might end up being the game of the tournament, especially after three opening contests that were rather boring. Everyone makes a big deal of CR7’s hat trick, and rightly so, but everyone also seems to forget that these are the reigning European Champions.

It certainly is up there for game of the Cup so far, among the top 3-4 I saw, which includes all but four games in group stage play. Both teams to me showed how vulnerable they are on defense, as both back lines had trouble clearing balls, a trend we would see in later games against lesser opponents.  Spain in particular, their best defense is possession of the ball by their midfield, as well as their ability to win the ball back in midfield with Andres Iniesta, Sergio Busquets, and David Silva.  That engine faltered more than usual.


France 2:1 Australia – I picked France to win the whole thing, and I immediately regret that decision. They really miss Dimitri Payet as a playmaker, Les Bleus don’t have anyone who can consistently set the table. Paul Pogba needs to be the guy every seems to think he is, because since the 2016 Euros, I haven’t seen it. And for crying out loud Samuel Umtiti, put your hands down in your own box! Australia was as expected, physical, compact, bunkered, waiting on the counter, and the definite minnows of this group. 

Argentina 1:1 Iceland – Honestly, I’m not too surprised. Kun Aguero took his chance well, but otherwise the Albiceleste is still 10 dudes standing around waiting for Messi to do something. Messi’s penalty attempt, no other way to say it, was lame. Iceland is the very definition of a tough out.

Peru 0:1 Denmark – Peru’s players, to a man, will lament this game for the rest of their lives. The Blanqiroja should have won this game 6-1, they were clearly the better team. Fox broadcaster Jorge Perez-Navarro’s “Boom Goes The Dynamite!” call on Denmark’s goal was a nice touch. As an aside, whenever I see a player pause in their run-up to a penalty kick – to do whatever, some fancy footwork, a jig, dance, a feint or fake – I’m pretty sure that player is going to miss that penalty kick.

Croatia 2:0 Nigeria – I expect Croatia to improve as the tournament progresses. I hope the Super Eagles, meanwhile, enjoy their short stay in Russia. If anything, this game proves the old adage: You can’t hug a man in the penalty box.

I’ll remember that day as the first with four games to watch (only one of which I watched live), and as the day that cemented my interest in this edition of the World Cup, as it had a little bit of everything. Croatia actually was better than I initially thought after this game, as Nigeria was problematic for all three of their opponents, and this 2-0 win was more impressive than at first blush.


 Serbia 1:0 Costa Rica – Mostly boring game, that only Los Ticos’ netminder Keylor Navas kept close. … Costa Rica’s bench was a joke at the end. No one on the sideline should interfere with the game like that; That assistant coach certainly isn’t living the Pura Vida. I think Costa Rica will have a tough time winning a game in Russia.

 Germany 0:1 Mexico – Both teams were flying that first half. Mexico converted their best chance, Germany did not … Mexico is clearly afraid of no one, and the way they pressed Die Mannschaft is a blueprint for the few teams willing and able to stay with Ze Germans for 90 minutes. Germany will be fine, despite a frustrating day finishing, neither South Korea nor Sweden should trouble them.

Little did I know about Germany, even as Mexico did put down a mighty fine blueprint …

Brazil 1:1 Switzerland – Brazil definitely relaxed after their first goal. The Swiss looked overmatched in the first 20 minutes, then methodically grew into the game and challenged a suspect Brazilian back line, culminating in Steven “Super” Zuber’s header goal in the 50th minute. … I would expect better from the Selecao, and better will be needed against Serbia and Costa Rica. Nobody should underestimate the Swiss going forward either.

This would not be the first time I described the Swiss as “methodical”. Or used the word “methodical” …


Took forever to slog through today’s games …

Sweden 1:0 South Korea – Way too many fouls (43 total). Korea’s keeper Jo Hyeon-Woo deserves hazard pay for preventing a blowout… Korea was as industrious as always but more wasteful than usual. Sweden is just boring in their methodical play, like a slower Iceland, but without creativity.

Belgium 3:0 Panama – I thought Belgium was on cruise control … Then Dries Mertens shook the Red Devils out of their doldrums with a thunderous volley 2 minutes into the 2nd, and Panama was inevitably toast. Good sign for Belgium that Romelu Lukaku got the feel for the wheel and kept the moving parts clean with his brace. Meanwhile, I still can’t believe Panama qualified ahead of the USA.

Tunisia 1:2 England – What would England do without “Hurricane” Harry Kane? (The answer: Lose). The rest of the Three Lions should be renamed “The Gang Who Couldn’t Shoot Straight”; They should’ve had like 9-10 goals against a hot mess of a Tunisian defense. Between that, the periodic wrestling matches that broke out in the box (I saw Kane get tackled twice on corner kicks, no call, which is ironic considering how open he was on the gamewinner), and Kyle Walker dropping “The People’s Elbow” on Tunisia’s Fakhreddine Ben Youssef and gifting a penalty kick, those are the only reasons the game was left ’til late. …The plague of mosquitoes was a nice touch, as was helicopters dropping insecticide on the stadium before the game. Well done Stalingrad.

In retrospect, Tunisia was one of the more entertaining teams not to advance out of the group. Constantly straddling that fine line between brave and stupid, impressive at times in attack, a mess on defense, good cohesion and fraternitè overall. The soccer equivalent of a “fixie” bike, only one gear.


Crazy day of futbol …

Colombia 1:2 Japan – Not even 3 minutes in and, as Jorge Perez-Navarro said on the Fox broadcast, the game was “On Fire!!!!”. Or “Bonzai!!!”, you choose. Ridiculous decision by Carlos Sanchez to pull an “Umtiti” and gift Japan the lead. As teams often do playing with 10, Colombia became more urgent and organized, culminating in Juan Quintero’s free kick goal in the 39th, but Japan slowly wrested back control of the match as the 2nd half progressed, increasing the pressure on Colombia’s midfield until Japan scored the winner in the 73rd, and Colombia was feckless in response. I have sooo many questions for Colombian jefe Jose Pékerman. For instance, why was Juan Cuadrado, constantly running free down the right side, pulled in the 31st, even if his decisions in the final 3rd were lacking? That was eventually going to come correct over the course of 90 minutes, wasn’t it? And why didn’t James (pronounced “Ha-Mess”) Rodriguez start for Colombia, only coming in at the 59th minute? To be fair, he didn’t look that great, but he’s one of the 10 best players in the world. Colombia might be in trouble.

Poland 1:2 Senegal – All of Group H is “Bonzai!!!” Weird game. Senegal’s first goal, the autogol, was just bad luck. Their second goal was also a complete fluke, more the result of poor officiating and Woj Szceszny going all “Woj Szceszny.” What should be of concern to Poland is not that they got beat, but that they took too long to muster the necessary urgency and get into the game. Their goal was well taken; Maybe another 10 minutes and it ends tied at 2. I will also say Senegal didn’t look like an underdog, organized and enterprising, so I hesitate to use the word “upset” here.

Russia 3:1 Egypt – Despite the fact that he played today – and looked plenty spry, if a bit rusty, with an emphatic penalty kick goal – I can’t help but feel that Mo Salah’s injury derailed Egypt’s chances of advancement before the World Cup even started … I’m sure fans of The Pharaohs will continue to direct their ire at Sergio Ramos #GoneFishing. Meanwhile, it’s hard to tell how much of Russia’s impressive performances stem from the homefield advantage, the level of opponent (less than challenging, the easiest group by far), or how much can you contribute to actual quality of play. We’ll definitely know more after they play Uruguay … P.S. – Zhirkov really does sound like “Jerk Off”, it’s the new “Yanni/Laurel”.

I still have a lot of questions for Jose Pékerman.  Like, who’s your tailor? But I have to give him credit, not only for his impeccable suits, but for figuring a way forward without James Rodriguez.  Los Cafeteros (Translation: The Coffee Growers) are on another level with a healthy James; Without, they’re still a tricky proposition, as Senegal would find out.


Portugal 1:0 Morocco – The mark of a good team is their ability to win a match when at less than their best. Aside from goalkeeper Rui Patricio, and CR7’s goal in the 4th minute – a textbook set piece finish – Portugal was less than stellar, downright dumb at times … Morocco’s manager Renard looks like Boris Becker’s younger, more glamorous brother. His team looks like the unluckiest squad in Russia. Have looked good building the attack in midfield, with more possession and shots than their opponents in each game, and were quite organized, but lacking quality and fortune in the final third  #GoneFishing. Their parting gift is a game with tourney favorite Spain. There’s a reference to the Moors in here somewhere …

Uruguay 1:0 Saudi Arabia – Proof that #WinningUgly is still winning. One gets the sense that Uruguay as a whole plays to the level of their competition, and it must drive their longtime manager, Oscar Washington Tabáres, nuts. A pair of world-class strikers in Cavani and Suarez, one of the best defensive units in the World Cup, but oooohhh that midfield. So passive. So deliberate. So mediocre. Still, as long as Mr. Bitey Suarez keeps his chompers in check, La Celeste has every opportunity to go deep in this tournament. But the warm-up games are over. Saudi Arabia, we hardly knew ye. #GoneFishing

Iran 0:1 Spain – Apparently both Portugal and Spain suffered a hangover from their epic 3-3 match five days ago, as La Furia Roja wasn’t so “Furia” #WinningUgly. I’m not sure whether Iran’s aim was to beat Spain or just frustrate Spain. The time wasting went beyond the comical to the cynical, and the “bunker and no-counter” worked, for about 53 minutes until Diego Costa was in the right place at the right time. Ironically (or predictably), Iran was much more dangerous down a goal. I will say that Carlos Queiroz has done an admirable job with Iran, unbeaten in their last 19 FIFA sanctioned games entering this match. Portugal can’t afford to take Iran for granted in 5 days.

It struck me that in many ways, Portugal and Uruguay are mirror images of each other, with world-class striking, solid goalkeeping and a questionable midfield. That’s fascinating tangle between them tomorrow.


Denmark 1:1 Australia – Denmark’s bright start off of Christian Eriksen’s wonder strike 7 minutes in was negated 30 minutes later when Yussuf Poulsen pulled an “Umtiti” (or is it a “Sanchez”?) and gifted Australia a spot kick that Bearded Maniac Mile Jedinak converted. From there the tension never lifted, both teams seemingly on the verge of tilting the match in their favor, only to squander time and again. The tie was a fitting end.

France 1:0 Peru – Les Bleus aren’t yet the sum of their parts. Peru is South American Morocco, enjoyable to watch, but ultimately unsuccessful #GoneFishing …

Argentina 0:3 Croatia – What? Was? That? Both teams spent the first 50 minutes missing point blank chances … until Argentina’s keeper, the Clown Prince of Chelsea Willy Caballero, took over the game (not in a good way)… Modric is a bad little man, and Croatia now deserves the mantle of true dark horse Cup contender. Every World Cup, a pre-tournament favorite (often the Defending Champion) can’t get past the group stage. Spain in Brazil 2014, for instance. Or 2006 Finalists Italy & France finishing last in their respective groups in South Africa 2010. The Fighting Messis might that team in Russia. They need an already-qualified Croatia – likely to start a number of bench players and rest key vets – to get a result against Iceland, then beat Nigeria, otherwise it’s Dasvidaniya Evita.

Croatia’s victory over Argentina is among the five most impressive wins in the group stage, along with Sweden over Mexico, Colombia over Poland, South Korea over Germany, and the mosquitoes over insecticide in Stalingr errr..,Volgograd.


Brazil 2:0 Costa Rica – I just don’t understand why Real Madrid is trying to move on from Keylor Navas. Dude is nails, keeping Los Ticos in the match until extra time when Coutinho megged Navas on Brazil’s 16th shot, while Neymar’s finish in the 97th ended the dream of the Pura Vida #GoneFishing. Meanwhile, is it too much to ask of Brazil to stop whining after every whistle and act like you’ve been there before?

Nigeria 2:0 Iceland – To be honest, I nodded off and on watching the 1st half, but then again so did both sides. Iceland got thunderclapped in the 2nd half … Ahmed Musa was a one-man wrecking crew, countering swiftly on both goals as The Super Eagles pressed the space between Iceland’s lines and were rewarded for their efforts.

Serbia 1:2 SwitzerlandGreat game. Serbia started like a house afire, Alexander Mitrovic converting to grab an early 1-0 lead. Yet like clockwork, the Swiss grew into the match, gaining more possession and probing the flanks of the Serbian defense to create several chances off crosses and rebounds. The payoff came in the 2nd as Granit Xhaka (rhymes with “Frere Jacques”) scored a thunderous volley in the 52nd, and The “Alpine Messi”, Xhedran Shaqiri (not to be confused with Shakira, who is Spain defender Gerard Piqué’s baby mama, but I digress) capped the comeback in the 90th with a lightning counter strike … Serbia has the daunting task of having to beat Brazil to advance, and could become one of the better squads not to escape their group …

More on Keylor Navas, I think he’s the best goalkeeper in CONCACAF history.  That may rankle keepers (no pun intended) of the flame for the American Goalkeeper tradition (Tony Meola, Brad Freidel, Kasey Keller, and the Secretary of Defense Tim Howard), as well as devoteés of Panama’s Jaime Penedo and Mexico’s Memo Ochoa and Jorge Campos, but there you have it.


Belgium 5:2 Tunisia – There was a period after Tunisia’s first goal where you could almost convince yourself they were still in the game. That ended with Romelu “The Beast” Lukaku’s second goal right before the half; The second half was just window dressing #GoneFishing. Oh … and Belgium is good. Eden Hazard & Dries Mertens are the best set of wingers at the World Cup. If England beats Panama tomorrow, both Belgium & England advance, and Tunisia & Panama have a plane to catch.

South Korea 1:2 Mexico – The “Umtiti” Affliction has spread to the Korean squad, gifting Mexico the lead, which Chicharito extended to 2-0 in the 66th with a clinical counterattack goal. Korea made things interesting late with Tottenham Hotspur Son Heung-Min’s exquisite strike in the 92nd, and actually played well, generating more shots despite a 40-60 possessions disadvantage. Alas …#GoneFishing

Germany 2:1 Sweden – Frenetic is the word I would use to describe this affair on a hot night in Sochi … On Sweden’s first counterattack, German defender Jerome Boateng got away with an obvious forearm shiver in the box on Ola Toivonen ~10 minutes in (say that five times fast)… Toivonen got his revenge 22 minutes later, beating the entire German back line and chipping a dangerous throughball over a stranded Manuel Neuer for a 1-0 lead in the 32nd. Facing elimination at halftime, Die Mannschaft responded as one expects of the defending World Champions, scoring less than three minutes into the 2nd, Marco Reus putting a knee onto Timo Werner’s cross and redirecting it into the back of the ole onion bag! [/Tommy Smyth]. Their blitzkrieg continued, scrambling the Swedish defense and forcing their young keeper Robin Olsen to stand on his head time and again. As if they needed a higher degree of difficulty, Boateng got himself red carded in the 82nd, and Germany had to go the last 8 minutes + stoppage down a man. To the rescue came Toni Kroos, scoring a wundergoal in the dying moments that brought Ze Germans all the way back from ze brink, and put their destiny back in their own hands. 

For my money, that was the best game of the tournament so far, and it’s still going to take a whopper of a match to best that one.  I mean, I really thought Germany would be fine after this great escape …


England 6:1 Panama – The Three Lions were hot shoe, burning down the avenue, John Stones scoring a header in the 8th minute and England never looked back. Harry Kane’s hat trick was the strangest one I’ve seen, 2 PKs and a goal he knew nothing about. Meanwhile Panama was far from model citizens, with zero discipline, earning their first yellow card in the 10th minute, giving England spot kicks in the 22nd and 45th, and never stopped their petulance … At least their goal was nice #GoneFishing.

Part of me would like to think that the USA Men’s National Team would have shown that typical American resolve, risen to the occasion and done better at this World Cup than both Costa Rica and Panama. Part of me suspects they would have sucked just as bad or worse, as they were what they were, a team that couldn’t tie Trinidad & Tobago to qualify for Russia. Panama was the worst team I saw here by far, and officially finished 32nd at this World Cup, the first CONCACAF team to do so since the USA in France 1998.

Japan 2:2 Senegal – Fox Sports Analyst Warren Barton best described this game writ large when, in reviewing Senegal’s second goal on replay, exclaimed  “There was confusion, there was movement, there was bodies!” … Another evenly matched duel where a tie was a fitting result … Good to see old warhorse Keisuke Honda coolly finish that 2nd tying goal, having scored in 3 consecutive World Cups…

Poland 0:3 Colombia – Only saw about 20 minutes of the match before life got in the way, which apparently was how long it took for Colombia to get their engines revving. I’m guessing most Polish fans wish they had that excuse #GoneFishing. Watching extended highlights online, Colombia danced their way around and through the Polish defense for 3 barnstorming goals, and it was great to see James and Juan Cuadrado find their form again.

With six teams already qualified after two games in group play, and eight teams already eliminated, that meant there were 18 teams fighting for 10 spots in the knockout round. And, four games a day, which combined with my refusal to watch both at the same time on two different screens, well … Watching four games in one day is hard work, don’t let anyone tell you differently …


First day of the 3rd round of group stage games comes in like a lamb and goes out like a lion …

Uruguay 3:0 Russia – Entertaining for a game that didn’t matter much, as one of them was going to play Spain, the other Portugal; Six in one, half dozen in the other. Uruguay’s first goal was clever, a wormburning free kick in the 10th from Mr. Bitey … Russia regularly challenged Uruguay’s goal thereafter, only to go down another 13 minutes later on a deflected own-goal. Stake Uruguay’s defense an early 2-goal lead – and give them a man advantage in the 36th – and usually that’s all she wrote.  … La Celeste have finally arrived to the party.

Egypt 1:2 Saudi Arabia – Didn’t watch it at all because it 100% didn’t matter, both teams already eliminated. Saw highlights. Salah had a cheeky goal. Egypt couldn’t stop fouling the Saudis in their box, then conceding the loser in the 95th minute. Thanks for playing.

Spain 2:2 Morocco – Fighting and taking turns invading opposing territory as their countries had for centuries, Spain and Morocco went toe to toe for 90+ minutes and had me yelling “Fight! Fight! Fight!” throughout. Morocco struck first off a terrible giveaway by the Spanish midfield (surprisingly including Andres Iniesta) … Morocco’s lead lasted all of 5 minutes as Isco equalized off a typo La Roja build up, Andres Iniesta doing Andres Iniesta things. Second half, both sides traded salvos … Spain was wasteful with many opportunities,while Morocco converted their best one 81 minutes in, Youssef En-Nesyri heading in off a corner to retake the lead. VAR pulls Spain’s jamón out of the fire, correctly ruling that Iago Aspas was onside when he back heeled in the equalizing goal in the 91st, and in the ultimate twist, Spain ends up winning Group B because …

Portugal 1:1 Iran – … At the same time the late madness was occurring in Kaliningrad, Iran tied up their match with Portugal on a penalty kick in the 93rd in Saransk. Portugal’s goal came off a nice give & go for Old Man Ricardo Quaresma at the end of the 1st half. Cristiano Ronaldo, showing he is mortal, missed from the penalty spot in the 53rd after VAR correctly reversed the non-penalty call. From there, you could just feel Iran’s goal coming, in between all the officiating controversies that amounted to very little other than time I won’t get back. … Iran almost sent Portugal home in the 94th, hitting the side netting, but Portugal survived and will face Uruguay, while Spain gets the hosts in Moscow.

Both Iran and Morocco won a lot of respect this World Cup with their valiant play, if not advancement out of the group stage. Russia did play a bit better in the 2nd half against Uruguay down a guy, but that game went a long way towards settling the idea that their hot start was more the home field against poor opposition than actual quality.


Australia 0:2 Peru – Playing for pride only, the eliminated Blanqiroja scored a fantastic volley in the 18th minute, and the game felt decided already. …The Socceroos never looked like they were going to score. Even moreso when Paolo “Coca Tea” Guerrero scored a neat side volley to make it 2-0 in the 50th. Betcha The Bearded Maniac Mile Jedinak was sorry he signed a petition (along with French Captain Hugo Lloris & Denmark Captain Simon Kjaer) to allow Guerrero to play in this World Cup and stay his suspension until afterwards, which was granted. At least Jedinak is a good sport, and he has that going for him, which is nice. But Advance, Australia Fair, they did not #GoneFishing.

France 0:0 Denmark – I always forget how catchy “La Marseillaise” is, which sadly was the best thing about this match. Both teams only needed a tie to achieve their objectives. So it went in the most boring game of the tournament. For their reward in winning the group, France gets 2014 Finalist …

Nigeria 1:2 Argentina – … Argentina, who got through in second place in Group D … Grabbing an early lead through a bit of magic from the footballing Houdini himself, Argentina got the start they needed and lacked the prior two matches … Bold move – whoever made that decision, the coach or the players – to start a goalkeeper getting his 1st cap, but aside from the penalty kick goal by Nigeria’s Victor Moses in the 51st, Franco Armani’s debut was quite dapper. From there, the tension in St. Petersburg ratcheted up minute by minute, Argentina desperation growing as they missed several chances, until the pressure found its release as Rojo, having escaped the guillotine 10 minutes earlier with a handball correctly called inadvertent, coolly slotted home a low volley, giving Messi and their entire country a piggyback ride into the knockouts. … I get the feeling we’ll be hearing more from Nigeria, who won the U-20 World Cup last year #GoneFishing.

Croatia 2:1 Iceland – Making nine lineup changes, the Mad Phat Croats showed off their depth against a resolute Icelandic side unable to recreate their wonder from the 2016 Euros #GoneFishing. Ivan Perisic gets the winner in the 90th, overcoming teammate Dejan Lovren’s Umtiti in the box …The Croatian Sensations get Denmark on Sunday, in a battle featuring Tottenham Hotspur’s past (Luka Modric) and present (Christian Eriksen) midfield engines.

France-Argentina is  World Cup Final-quality match.  No result would surprise me there, although I tend to think Argentina has already hit their ceiling, and France is far from it; Plus, I can;’t go against my pre-tournament pick. Meanwhile, I’m still in a bit of disbelief …


South Korea 2:0 Germany – Funny how what goes around, comes around, and the time that can take to happen. Germany knocked Korea out of their own World Cup in the 2002 Semis, and 16 years later, Korea sends the Defending World Champions tumbling out of Russia … Korea just sat back and absorbed Germany like a sponge, stifling their final move towards goal time after time, and were then rewarded for their obstinance in stoppage, scoring two of what can only be called silly goals, VAR only extending the German agony (As an aside, the linesman who called that 1st goal offsides, and then nodded as if it was an obvious call, shouldn’t see the field again this tournament). Hard to pin the German collapse – and that’s what this is, a complete, and unprecedented collapse – on any one thing, although their midfield to a man was just plain awful at both ends, constantly stranding their backline during Korean sorties and squandering scoring opportunities. Inserting Thomas Mueller and Mario Gomez didn’t improve that status quo either, their improvidence (26 shots but only 6 on goal) enduring as they were stuck several gears below top. Were they just arrogant?Slow? Did they really miss the suspended Jerome Boateng in central defense? Did they age in dog years since their triumph in Brazil? Was it a general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament? I’m babbling. Die Mannschaft has had several identity crises in the 20 years since their loss in the 1998 France Quarterfinals, but they hadn’t been out of the World Cup Top 3 since, finishing 2nd, 3rd, 3rd and 1st in successive tournaments. Continuing the “Curse of the Cup Winners”, becoming the 4th defending champion in the last five World Cups to go out in the group stage, Ze Germans finished last in Group F. Worldwide schadenfreude is off the charts, in any event. #GoneFishing

Mexico 0:3 Sweden – The fastest yellow card in World Cup history – 13 seconds into the game – was likely a harbinger of Mexico’s doom. If not, then it was the terrible call 5 minutes later by the Argentinean ref on Mexico’s goalie Memo Ochoa, on what clearly never was a hand ball outside the box. Or was it when Fox’s Jorge Perez-Navarro called their opponents “Swehhdish”? But I digress … Clockwork Yellow took control early in the 2nd, Mexico allowing a sloppy goal, then a sloppy penalty inside the box to go down 2-0 in the 62nd, and the sloppy autogol in the 74th was a microcosm of it all, as Sweden’s methodical play unwound a more talented side. Mexico clearly didn’t have it today, ultimately needing that German collapse to advance after dominating Group F heretofore. Probably a necessary wake-up call, as Brazil – their vanquished opponent in the 2012 Olympic Gold Medal match, with several of the players from those Olympic squads (Brazil with 4, Mexico 7) on these World Cup rosters – awaits on Monday.

Sweden is enigmatic to me, I’m still trying to figure out how they actually won Group F, other than the “slow and steady wins the race” trope I keep coming back to; Hard to deny the quality of their product though, having dominated Korea and Mexico, and extending Germany to the last kick of their game. I like them against Switzerland (who have two of their starting defenders suspended for yellow card accumulation) in the Battle of the Methodical, and they could become the 2016 Euros Iceland of this tournament.

Serbia 0:2 Brazil – This won’t surprise Liverpool fans much, but Phillipe Coutinho is the straw that stirs The Selecao’s drink, not Neymar. His vision to see Paulinho on a run from deep midfield and loft the perfect pass to him was sublime …The Serbs were formidable throughout the group stage, albeit missing that little something something which the teams playing this coming weekend have #GoneFishing. Brazil played their best game so far, but will have to be better against a dangerous and unafraid El Tri.

Switzerland 2:2 Costa Rica – An open, freewheeling affair …  Both teams continued riding the see-saw in the 2nd, Costa Rica leveling in the 56th, then the Swiss regaining the lead late in the 88th, before Pura Vida earned a consolation result on a bizarre Yann Sommer own-goal off a penalty kick in stoppage time. If only Los Ticos played with such abandon against Serbia and Brazil, maybe “CONCACAF Thunder” would have been a thing in Russia too. Switzerland meanwhile was a late Shaqiri goal against Serbia from having 3 ties in group play, which would befit a country known for its neutrality. As it is, a cagey matchup with “Swehhden” looms.

That left side of the knockout bracket is monstrous, Uruguay-Portugal, France-Argentina, Brazil-Mexico, and Belgium/Japan are all Semifinal quality games. The right side of the bracket might as well be called the “European Regional”, with 7 of the eight teams from UEFA.


Senegal 0:1 Colombia – Stylistically this appeared to be one of the more intriguing matches of the group stage’s last round, especially since it was likely only one of the two would advance. Wasn’t quite the barnburner I hoped for, James going out 30 minutes in seemed to tilt the match against The Cafeteros, who posed little threat thereafter, save for the one chance that ultimately mattered the most. … When Poland scored their goal against Japan, there was a 15 minute period where both Senegal & Colombia were in at Japan’s expense, but that ended with Jerry Mina’s header in the 74th off a Colombian corner. Senegal seemed to be playing for the tie throughout, going down a goal only increasing that urgency but not their efficacy, and as it went they bounce out on Fair Play points (basically, 2 more yellow cards than Japan), killing the last chance for an African team to advance #GoneFishing. Hopefully for Colombia’s sake, James can play 5 days from now, otherwise their days are numbered. Literally.

Japan 0:1 Poland – Only skimmed through it to see if Poland would finally show up, which they sort of did, I guess. The last 10 minutes were weird as both teams took turns salting the game away to preserve the 1-0 score … Jan Bednarek’s goal in the 59th provided a nice parting gift for Poland, while Japan is the only AFC team to get out of their group.

Panama 1:2 Tunisia – Didn’t watch. Don’t care. Of course there was an own-goal. Of course Panama lost their lead. Tunisia was full blast and top down, got an on-ramp comin’ through Panama’s box with two solid goals off nice crosses, from the highlights I saw.

My apologies to David Lee Roth and the rest of Van Halen

England 0:1 Belgium – I’d been excited for this game since this World Cup began, but this one was just for funsies, despite some potential for perverse incentives to finish second in the group, as both teams had already advanced to the knockouts. Both Belgium and England emptied their bench, making 17 lineup changes between them, and eventually played everyone who hadn’t yet except for the backup goalies. As a result, the game lacked flow, and had a preseason exhibition feel to it. … The lone goal coming from Belgium’s Adnan Januzaj with a crossover Allen Iverson would be proud of, sending a laser beam into the opposite corner of the net in the 51st … Belgium wins the group, gets the easier Round of 16 opponent in Japan, but the tougher half of the bracket. England sees a tricky match with Colombia, but a kinder draw to the semis.

I’ll miss four games of World Cup soccer a day, but my work productivity will not. Advancing to the knockout phase are 10 European teams, 4 from South America, and 1 each from Asia and North America. Weezer blessed the rains down in Africa, and it did not matter.

Not for nothing, but I did participate in a FIFA Bracket Prediction game in a private group, and got 12 of the 16 knockout phase teams right, only missing out on Egypt, Serbia, Poland and of course, Germany. I’m supposedly #146,491 out of 543,369 players! Here is my revised bracket predictions for the knockouts, with the benefit of added information from two weeks’ worth of games. Croatia, Belgium and Brazil were the best three teams I saw in the group stage, but I do think some switches are about to be flipped, and I see no reason to jump ship from France, who won their group, are still as talented as anyone, and still have the opportunity to become more than the sum of those parts.

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